Get all 8 Keri releases available on Bandcamp and save 10%.
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Thanatos, Security (Remix), I'm Back (Deluxe), feat. Feet, JC Anthem, In The Keroplane Over The Sea, Lexie, Hit Me With Your Prius, and Diss Tracks, Vol. Two.
1. |
Za Intro
01:00
|
|||
|
I sold my soul to Shannon and she still wouldn't let me see the bees
I did my homework and Ms G wouldn't change my Cs to Bs
I gave my third lung to your mom, she says I'm outstanding
You know she's kind of a loose cannon
She said she was craving some yogurt at the time so I bought her some Dannon
I said where's pailey, she's been missing
I said where's perry, he's been missing
I went to the zoo, the snakes were hissing
I went to the mall and the goth kids were loitering
Don't tell Hannah I got her a wedding ring
It came with special edition Sonic Mania
Put Sonic and Mania together and you get Sonia
Let me put this music on ya
It's JBK$R, Lexie Hit Me With Your Prius
I know she has facebook I might friend her and send her the link just so she can see this
I'm gonna go plant some zinnias
Oh and ignore the bandcamp link my name isn't Keri
It's JBK$R I pull up on Cassidy and I say let's get married
|
||||
2. |
Puffle Butter
01:23
|
|||
|
Thinking out loud
I must have a million coins on me right now
Hacked my account like I'm over penguin lodging
cursing on your server and I'm moderator dodging
Purple puffles are you here, are you here right now, huh?
Run into that glacier right now
Look at getting all your friends and you're getting in a ball
And you're going to the goal are we clear right now, huh?
I'mma buy you all the new thangs
Gold tiara and a gold chain
Disco ball is a new thang
Penguins see me rolling and they mood chaaange
like a moderator
New hat I got a dozen of em
Rookie isn't good at going undercover
I could probably make some black puffles feed each other
Talking cookies with the puffle butter
Stank cheese and gum, yeah you gotta love it
they all get what they desire from it
Tell them agents we aint hiding from it
|
||||
3. |
Madi S'nailer
00:56
|
|||
|
Oh madison
Don't be so sadison
About your Dadison
It's not that badison
When he gets mad again
And he starts battlin
Don't keep the cattle in
Call me and I'll be a sanctuary for you
You can cry, ask God why,
start to fly, touch the sky,
You could start making art,
We can play Mario Kart
Though your home life may be ugly
We can listen to Kid Cudi
Or we can listen to Poppy
We can be the bestest buddies
You can meet my kitty Oscar
He is soft and warm and fuzzy
We can go up to the mall and
You can blow all of your money
Yuh yuh (bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh)
Yuh yuh (bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh)
Keri, Madi, and Ari
If they test you, they're sorry
You're the best you, I'm sorry
I accept you, eyes starry
They detest you, they're nasty
They wish they could be fancy
They're all trashy and ghastly
You stay jazzy and classy
Okay, it's Childish Gambino
Though I don't know too much
You should know that I love you
Who are bazlors to judge?
Once you've got it all together
I think you will agree
I'm bound to do much better
As long as you're with me
|
||||
4. |
Karma!
01:06
|
|||
|
I miss my wife and daughters
Now I have to suffer from my own bad karmas
I love you C. Zawislak
I gave you what you wanted, now can I get my kids back?
I'm sick of fighting Cassidy
Why you gotta act so elite like a Sadducee?
the rich run the universe
just like Clinton's pizza joint wants you in a hearse
to the inner city funeral home
when gangs cap you off, put a bullet in your puny dome
They got nerf guns from illegals
They're killing all their brothers, I can't kill a stupid eagle?
Those things are super predators
worse than a rap song sample with no creditors
This is Danny Brown's Monopoly
off of triple X, cuz I'm living off of extacy
Finna win a grammy maybe
I'm topping all the charts like I'm Kesha, Riri, JB
You'll never get the best of me
You may have your lawyers, but you'll never stand next to me
|
||||
5. |
Get Got
01:31
|
|||
|
Get get get get, got got got got
Keri keeps on getting hotboxed
Playing Mario Kart with Funky
We should all return to monke
I hate math books made by Saxon
Hannah, Cassie, Brea, or Shannon
I contracted AIDS from Jamin
Jamin Hero through the speakers
Sipping from the toxic beakers
Suicide- or is it murder?
Jet fuel cannot melt steel gurdurs
9/11 done by W.
We all know he doesn't love you
Tick tick tock tock on the switch clock
Turn a GameCube to a Switch dock
Now start farming karma- Reddit
Wholesome hundred chungus. Get it?
Killing people is what we need
said the angry man on TV
30 days and seven hours
overdose on lemon sours
Spring grove soda, fresh from Houston
economics need a boostin
Fillmore county does alright tho
Even though they're killing michael
HBO is kind of evil
tearing down the spire and steeple
send your girl a plastic parrot
she don't like me, that's apparent
mail your man a vinyl record
shown here by the public record
once a fortnight talk to Mady
midget monkey's kinda bratty
punch him in his schnoz, it's karma
drop a lotta bombs like dharma
|
||||
6. |
||||
|
This is the best song ever made in the world
blast it in your Hyundai when you take it for a whirl
So much energy it's gonna straighten out your curls
Tryna get a nut like a colony of squirrels
call me Metal Fingers cuz I'm tripping off the beat
call me Chris Breezy cuz my wife is getting beat
call me Discord moderator, lemme see your feet
call me a Smash Melee fan, ain't showered in a week
or maybe a year oh wait i gotta take this call
it's the IRS, cuz I voted Ron Paul
fought a Philistine so they call me King Saul
they call me a chad cuz I only play Brawl
it's the best Nintendo game that ever existed
Sakurai was tripping and I kinda want to kiss him
Finna grow my hair out like I'm Samus so it glistens
getting those extensions like a Minecraft piston
building up tension til I drop another album
yeah I'd like a label, but I could do without em
all the white suburban kids say rap is like a mountain
Focused on my rap career, that's why I quit accounting
sorry Chris Lannin, but your class is kinda wack, yo
no I'm not a furry but I'm leader of the pack, tho
vote for Covey cuz the libertarians on crack, Jo
burning down your house on Christmas just so there be black snow
Christmas day was stolen, Horus wasn't born of Isis
Christians stole the day from those with lutefisk and rices
like how Chris Columbus killed the natives over spices
hedonists will throw out how their Funko set suffices
|
||||
7. |
Obama Chuckled
01:01
|
|||
|
You know me, JBK$R,
And we're at Capitol Hill
You ready?
I ain't gonna let it get to me, I'm just gonna creep,
Down in Capitol Hill I gotz to find my lost piece.
I know that it's here, I can sense it in my feet,
The great Emerald's power allows me to feel.
I can't see a thing but it's around somewhere,
I'm gonna hold my head 'cause I have no fear.
This probably seems crazy, crazy, Obama theory,
Hillary tried to approach me, and got leary.
Asked her bout the emails and she vanished in a second,
I'm walkin' through the office, no republicans around me.
Barack seemed happy but Malia's tryna get me,
Had to back her up with the pepper spray from (redacted).
I'm hearing someone saying no more emeralds, I'm scared!
It had to be the wind, 'cause Obama wasn't there.
I searched and I searched as I smashed through the wall,
And then I found the nuke launch codes, and launched em all!
|
||||
8. |
Ethereal
01:09
|
|||
|
So this album so far is so ethereal
I pay 26k for Ally's eggs, eat them like cereal
Call Muriel, it's so surreal seeing you breathing
Now I'm seething, just being this OG got me screaming
get to cleaning when I spray on your grave, you're negating
the great pain in your brain explained by reprobate hating
it's okay babe cuz nobody's ever born perfect
except Chamberlain when Germany pursued cursed sermons
got 11 kids already, don't believe me? there's
Betty and Benny and Jenny and Kenny and Lenny and
Leah, Anita, Alita, Malia, Maria, and Sarah Bonita
Ask for child support and I dash like a cheetah
ratatat tat on your dumb dumb drum
beat so fat gonna make me (umm.....)
over to DQ, imma eat you with soy sauce
Imma deploy my Lacroix sauce all over your croissants
I don't need your and your brand new Benz
and your bazlor friends
I don't need love looking like diamonds
looking like diamonds
|
||||
9. |
||||
|
How dare you say my candidate is unacceptable!
So condescending, unnecessary political
I have the tendency of getting very physical
so vote for red, cuz if you don't you'll need a miracle
you drain me dry and make me wonder why you're even here
the double standards leftists hold up is finally clear
you want to stay but you know very well I want you gone
not even fit to tread the ground that Reagan walked upon
When it gets cold outside and you've got nobody to love
Understand what I mean when I say there's no way we're gonna give up
Like a liberal cries in the face of the monster that lives in her dreams
Is there anyone out there? Cuz its getting harder and harder to breathe
|
||||
10. |
||||
|
So much hate down in Lanes, it's a lonely place
Lane'll say everyone in speech is lib or gay
run in Libby's high heels cross winona way
Ally, Pailey, Shannon left, baby should I stay?
Cassie's looking kinda pretty, what should I say?
sending out the snaps, send em on a date
if I get maced, then you know it's fate
I need ego death, don't let me elevate
Now I speak on Speedin, no more speech on Ye
you can say I'm crazy, but let me postulate
the most sunny beautiful of February days
Libby can't go with me driving up on county 8
got 500 in the ditch, Ally cut the brakes
she loves menacing, I love girls with 2 pet snakes
got some tattoos too and I start playing Carly Rae
she says I like Swans instead and I say BABY SAME
the utopia, Malia loves NMH
judges mad my speech is 20 minutes, should be 8
they be thinking it's a game, this ain't GTA
I think Speedin Bullet's great, baby I don't play
save the dolphins say the hipsters living in LA
no more puppy farms, no more body spray
I want something more, nothing is okay
No more voting for your presidential candidate
I am not your mind, no more chains
You always see your fans and audience as little slaves
If some thing's would change, I'd kill myself today
but I digress again, I'm ADD I tend to stray
|
||||
11. |
O Canada
01:42
|
|||
|
Come to Canada. Just north of wherever you are.
We're the best, when competing with US
They have racism, but they don't have the Saskatoon freezing deaths
The RCMP ride around on yaks without a stirrup.
We live on Maple syrup. Syrup? Syrup.
We've got Claire Boucher, Avril Lavigne and Carly Rae
And a city named London, but we aren't the UK
We're like France, but we're not, sorry Bloc Quebecois
Quebec seperatists wasn't never no joke, nah nah nah
All summer, no night, 2am, still light
World war III, won the fight, generals from Yellowknife
Tim Hortons, beaver furs, hudson bay, voyageurs,
wilderness, native curse, prairie province, tough life
call the lifeline, working on Alberta's oil pipeline
yeah my family, we get by fine, hospital expenses don't cost one dime
it's lit
Yeah I took my my my kids to play some ice hockey
They're the MVPs on the best kiddie team in Calgary
this whole country's colder than the heart of Ryleigh Alery
Wish she'd come to visit, but she lives in Northwest Territories
on jah
|
||||
12. |
Taylor Gets Trolled
01:18
|
|||
|
Shadow is a killer
trolls call me a retard
Slaiyers feign a concert hosting Justin Bevar
Bugs becomes a ghost and Daffy is a phantom
trolls don't have a ransom
Sonic meets with Eggman, tryna find the troll base
But he fights the troll king, father of the trollface
troll king gets the better, Sonic dies forever,
I head for the water
Victor can't see, lost a bloody eye
enter Yoshi, Mario says bye
Weegee's body is all schticky
it's kinda nasty
In the middle of a cave, in my dreams
you should hear Shadow's plan. it's nothing
Down in the defenders' lair, I meet plenty of friends and frogs
but Ronald is kinda creepy
Are you ready for it?
|
||||
13. |
Klepto Mania!
01:31
|
|||
|
I stole a Tails Gets Trolled from the store the other day
Say what you're gonna say, but my bail's gonna be paid
And then I'll steal a copy of Tails Gets Gay
It's quite a shame for you guys I've been raised Klepto made
I swindled Will out his vintage Mountain Dew collection
I hacked Snyder's bank account to pay for Brea's election
Never got caught, or at least not to my recollection
I pirated every song, and I'll let you hear a small selection
I paid Hannah in theory, but in practice it was free
Searching all day in the streets for DMT
Don't tell her paid with a stolen note. Who me?
Five finger discount on the card it's on, truly
Bought a laptop off of Ebay and claimed it never came.
Got it refunded ASAP, I got that money on my brain
Hired Jared as my technician, but I never pay his salary
And I emptied out his fridge, now he's quickly losing calories
Never spend a cent, paying taxes is for worms
I cured Alison of rona when I stole her freakin germs
I don't use many words, swiped them right out of existence
I tell you I'm a crook, but nobody ever listens
Nixon may be based, but I'm evermore the bazlorer
Death Magnetic's wack cuz I kidnapped Rubin's masterer
Hardwired Pailey's buick, had it crushed into a cube
I'm the Leroy Scrapyard's biggest customer, that much is true
I take everything that's within my grubby hands
Some of it's spontaneous and some of it is planned
I even robbed Fort Knox, but that's not even the worst part
The biggest thing I stole was the key to your girl's heart, I mean
|
||||
14. |
The Title Track
02:17
|
|||
|
I gave Ryleigh a letter, don't remember what it says
But I don't ever stress, cuz I know I've been blessed
If I had one guess, my heart's been growing
I love her so much, won't let her go without knowing
I don't love who I am, so I'm working on a fix
I'm emotionally rich, so I'm working for tips
If I had one wish, it'd be to have more wishes
I want a good home and some kids with the mrs
I got a close friend and I thank her so truly
She helps me clear my head when my thoughts are unruly
I wish I could give her the peace that she gave me
Without her help, I never wouldve made it home safely
I got a box of books from back when I was an addict
I threw it in the trash when I cleaned out the attic
When I feel like this, you can't tell me nothing
It's on Jah, so you know I ain't bluffing
So I keep on working, working, working for inner peace
got a lot of friends, still converting all my enemies
When you feel this great, you will never need as many pills
And you would've made it over just as many hills
Learning, learning, tomorrow is another day
I'm not at my destination yet but I know the way
Life is a journey and you make it what it is
If I go on tour, Imma give you all a cut of this
So, I see you hating over there, see you waiting over there,
See the envy in your eyes when you stare
You can tell that it's really not fair, but I'd really love to share
give your life a bit of flair
Love is really what we need
Every time you start to bleed, every moment that you breathe
Give some to me, I'll give to you, and re-repeat
I'm glad we could meet, this was really a treat
Way back in the day, you taught me lots about life
We may never be friends, although it would've been nice
And you might have been right, I think I'm better off wiser
I wrote the rough draft and you were my revisor
|
||||
15. |
Come On, Feet
02:32
|
|||
|
Come on, feet, cruise for me
Trouble ain't no place to be
Come on feet, do ya thang. Oh nah
Come on legs, come on run
Come on knees, don't be mean, come on knees
Cuz that ain't the first red you ever seen
Come on feet, do ya thang
Don't cop out on me
Don't give in on me
Come on, cruise for me
Come on feet, cruise for me
Come on run
Anyway the way, pick em up and put em down
Even if they got my name on it, won't catch me now
True, true
Never gonna put us in some cold cold ground
Sure is dark, never been out this way
Dang. Anyway
Safe and sound, but we broke the Olympic 220
Cross country or something
Whatever happened to the sun, it's sure gone away
Sure blacker than a landlord's heart, must've run all day, yeah
Must've run all day
Yeah
Come on, feet
Cruise for me
Come on feet
Come on, run
Come on, feet
Come on, feet
Come on, run
Come on, run
|
||||
Keri
I am the Supreme Leader of Communist Canada, est. 1917. The music here chronicles my rise to power.
Keri recommends:
This is a 2 hour long emotional experience. Swans really outdid themselves on The Seer.
go to album
My 10th grade health teacher liked it.
go to album
The Worst Kind of Curse
by Emily Davis
The Worst Kind Of Curse is a unique type of folk music with punk influences. Good stuff.
go to albumIf you like Lexie, Hit Me With Your Prius, you may also like:
Service Merchandise
by Previous Industries
featured on Bandcamp Radio May 3, 2024
go to album
featured on Bandcamp Radio May 3, 2024
go to album
featured on Bandcamp Radio May 3, 2024
go to album
